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kyle On July 23, 2004




#1New Post! Mar 31, 2004 @ 10:51:13
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. One of the tall trees says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
acrylicer On April 14, 2004




#2New Post! Apr 07, 2004 @ 07:06:43
lol.....i really enjoy that joke....
raditz On March 24, 2024
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Houston, Texas
#3New Post! May 12, 2011 @ 16:30:49
Why are all these old threads on the first page?
treebee On April 13, 2015
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London, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:20:07
weird.
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#5New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:20:47
this was linked in from plebs post in the handwriting thread, s*** got weird.
x_Laura_x On March 13, 2023




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:21:46
f***in hell 2004
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#7New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:21:56
Awkward
cvchic13 On November 12, 2020
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Desolation Row, United States
#8New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:23:23
HOLY s*** That's insane.
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#9New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:23:50
its like a porthole!
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#10New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:25:08
https://www.theforumsite.com/forum/post/5997595#5997595 right click number 16 in plebs quote and it might just blow this planet up!
cvchic13 On November 12, 2020
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Desolation Row, United States
#11New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:25:33
I doubt that person is still around
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
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a great future,
#12New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:26:24
@treebee Said

this was linked in from plebs post in the handwriting thread, s*** got weird.



Um all I did was write in a number in the thread..I didn't even link anything I broke TFS?
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#13New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:27:37
@plebian_angel Said

Um all I did was write in a number in the thread..I didn't even link anything I broke TFS?



Im afraid you killed the toaster.
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
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a great future,
#14New Post! Oct 18, 2011 @ 18:28:45
@treebee Said

Im afraid you killed the toaster.



Uhoh...I'm gonna have points happy people after me
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