any suggestions for a good comedy film ?

Harold and Kumar get the munchies

Have you seen the animated comedy show "Family Guy".It's the most wonderful comedy I've ever seen.

Regards,
Percept

Its not a comedy. But a TV cop show called Adam 12. You can watch it online anyway besides on TV. Some of the things they say can just make you laugh.

Examples from different episodes. Not going to name them.



Malloy ? ? I?ll tell you what they had. Lye soap, outdoor plumbing, bad food, and a mortality rate you wouldn?t believe. ?



Malloy ? ? The world is full of squirrels, and some days on this job, it seems we get ?em all.?


Reed- ? Well, It isn?t so much the heat though. Its.. ?
Malloy ? ? Reed if you?re gonna tell me its not the heat, it the humidity, you can get out and walk.?


Reed ? ? Malloy? ?
Malloy ? ? No! ?
Reed ? ?what do mean? No. ?
Malloy ? ? No I do not want to spend the rest of watch trying to figure out why anybody would keep a Boa Contrictor as house pet.?
Reed ? ?you gotta admit, its pretty weird. ?
Malloy ? ? Ah it could be worse. Arthur might?ve been a Cobra. ?
Reed ? ? Grand theft horse? They?re putting us on. ? Hey Maybe that?s a phony call. ?
Malloy ? ? Grand theft horse? That?s gotta be for real, Its too goofy. ?

Reed ? ? Well 15 minutes to go to the end watch. ?
Malloy ? ?What are trying to do, jinx us?
Reed ? ? what do you mean? ?
Male Dispatcher ? ? All units in the vicinity, and 1- Adam 12, 1- Adam 12, a prowler there now, 456 Bennington, Apartment three, 1- Adam 12 code 2. ?
Malloy ? ? That?s what I mean. ?


Malloy ? ? Listen you meatball. What am I gonna do with a puppy? Lock it up in an empty apartment all the time while I?m workin. ?


Malloy ? ? A fortune of merchandise inside protected by a ten cent lock. ?

Officer Grant- ? Eight hundred in the day time and a thousand at night. You aren?t gonna see anything but dollhouses, and toy cars and ants. What a great way to stamp out crime. ?


Malloy ? ? Give him a ball a yarn and he could knit us both a sweater. ?
Malloy ? ? Alright music lover. Lets go tell the people they?re playing the piano too loud.?


Malloy ? ? I don?t know how you can say that? I?m a real nature lover myself. ?



Reed ? ? Why do you say you?re going to eat light and order a pepperoni pizza? ?
Malloy ? ? Why do you use a toothpick? When all you got is a bowl of soup. ?



Reed ? ? Chicken! I saw you get out of that one! ?



Officer Grant: ? How high you fly??

Officer Grant: ? So you flutter around and keep that keen, keen eye on the freeways. That turn you on? Huh? ?

Officer Wells : ? Hey, I?ll tell you what? You stay awake at roll call this morning and you just might learn something.?


I think I had my share, no its your turn.


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