make a rap song!

this is a rap im making on the spot


everybody in tfs yal listen to the s*** im sayin now cause u aint never goin to uphold or so your told...

ive been lookin for a place to stay mabye underground i say but u see my parents hav spilt so maybe this is the s*** i get for pisin on the goverment im lovin it y has life got to me so hard like blady bla in america with the strypes and the stars wich dont meen s*** to the united state goverment wich is why they aint loven it im lovin it maybe i was born with 666 on my head evrey were i go its like spook is cool spook is a d*** spook is crazy like s*** i go home look how maney hugs i get spook is short spook is nothin but s*** so u see i should find place underground u know any estate agents ha ha ha

so u all rember me now cause one day i spook will lite a fire up under ur a** ha ha ha so SHUT UP

u all are black u brain washed from rock and rap but i is just a pice of white trash so i say it proudly u can all kiss my white a** ha ha ha

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple b****es with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

ayo, im taking over this b****, these whack fellas aint s***,
u need a girlfriend then go see Hitch, but please dont complain,
im dangerous, like a terrorist on a plane ,
i dont feel no pain.... im mentally insane,
the best in the game, ask anyone, they will tell u the same.
So are u amazed?, are u in some emotional faze?
cause in a couple of dayz,
i ll turn my freestyles into prince's Purple Haze

hey hey hey this is Mz slide i hear ya wanna go for a ride try to hop in ull die so go ahead give it you best try ur bein a smart a** guy do it again ull die so dont even try my main man ry will make ya fly so high ur gonna die so g-g-g-o ahead and try

s***s goin down its about to get crazy
i would tell ya get on ya feet but i know ya too f***in lazy
Stuck in a maze of fog and my eyesights gettin hazey
But im stuck in ya mind with no way to erase me
so hear me out got no choice cept ta praise me
f*** no i aint a bully but i can get a lil teasy
im losing my balance im feelin a bit uneasy
but i remember when i was brought i was taught to fight
and my muscles tense i love feelin uptight
but you dont ever forget, is like riding a bike or flying a kite
when ya look up to the skies and see everythings alright..

right off the top of my head.. p.s im white, Haters are welcome

Now heres a crazier one.

Royal come quick theres someone in ya bed!
Doctor qick check his pulse OMG is he dead?
no hes fine his heart beat just regualted.
Aw shucks i was thinkin bout a souveneir, id like his head
But man thats unsanitary, Doctor why you so red?
Haha aint you hear what i said?
I aint got no heart i replaced it with f***in lead
DUMBASS? DING DING DING WINNER COME HERE MAM
and take ya prize, i got ya a bag of sand
but its empty? i got bored so its in that mans pants hehe!

your s***s weak, mine hasn't been leaked
remster sucks he cant even speak
the games all mine so give it a peek
i bust the truth and you all just freaks
you try and spit rhymes but they need a few tweaks
your s***s so old its like antique
you boys keep trying you wont win
i rap all day, call me eminem
i burn you with the heat, lebron james
your stuff suck, cause your b**** got you tamed

Ok this is a rap Diss ive been thinking to write (written down a few lines) that are aimed at Fat Joe, Jay Z (i know the king of new york lol) mostly those two and a few others along the way, tell me what you think of these lines.

Fat Joe diss line: Diabetes aint your problem/although you probably got em/ your so fat/ that a deaf person could hear you have a heart attack/ get your a** handed to you by 50 cent on three silver platters/ didnt listen to your head, but your son told you to enter the lyrical matters/

the chorus Diss to jay -z mainly: Drop the mic and pick up the walking stick/ pick up the ventorlator instead of your d***/ sit down and drop your magic stick/ dont break your back pick up your walking stick.

Walking Stick diss written by yours truely Filthyism!!!!!!

I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.

I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the wall and play tennis with your balls, cuz if the phone rings, don't answer da call. I'm gonna slit yo throat, f*** you like a goat, peel yo foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace!

it's not an easy thing to make a rap song! You should have talent for it!!