It was visiting day at the lunatic asylum...
All the residents were standing in the courtyard, singing "Ave Maria." Oddly enough, each in the choir was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil each held in the other hand.
I listened in wonderment to the beautiful performance and then approached the choir director.
I said to the director, "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," responded the director.
"You should take them on tour!" said the visitor. "What are they called?"
"Isn't it obvious?" replied the director -- "They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir!" (booooooooooooooooooooooo.....!!!)
Jul 29, 2009 @ 19:12:27
