Technically And Reality?

One day, a little boy asks his father what is the difference between 'technically' and 'reality.'

"Son, I won't tell you the dictionary definition in fear that will confuse you. But to help you out, I'll give you something to do. Go ask your mother if she'll sleep with a bum for $500,000 and ask your sister if she'll sleep with the garbage man for the same amount." So the little boy goes up to his mom.

"Mommy, would you sleep with a bum for $500,000?"

"You bet your a** I would!" exclaims the mother. So the little boy goes up to his sister's bedroom.

"Hey sis, would you sleep with the garbage man for $500,000?"

"I sure would!" exclaims his sister.

"Dad, Dad!" Mom and sis both said they would. What does that mean?"

"Well, son," the father says. "Technically, we're millionaires but in reality we're living with a couple of whores."

thats good...........