a money-free zone

@Moomin Said

Im going with what you said yesterday hun, feed the kids on noodles

@claudibee Said

The noodle diet. I wonder what else I can do with them?

@JuanSmith Said

I'm going to give in and start stripping for money.
I'm available for baccalaureate parties, bar mitzvahs, quincea?eras, birthday parties and weddings.

@Silver_Lining Said

How much do you charge?

@Moomin Said

Im sure you will think of something

@claudibee Said

Possibly, but I bet the family won't like it. "No, you can't have a new mobile phone. Have some noodles!"

@Moomin Said


I was waiting for someone to ask that! I was gunna ask but unless its free im screwed

@Silver_Lining Said

We could both chip in 20p?

@Moomin Said

I reckon i might just be able to stretch to that, let me just go and work my money out...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Yep i reckon i might just be able to come up with 20p

@Silver_Lining Said

Me too, as long as I can pay in all in 1p's and 2p's!

@Silver_Lining Said

Out of curiousity, do you watch it?

@Silver_Lining Said

How much do you charge?

@Moomin Said


I was waiting for someone to ask that! I was gunna ask but unless its free im screwed

@JuanSmith Said

well it varies on occasion..
I mean I'm not gonna strip all the way for a barmitsvah ya know.

my starting price is $120 for Three hours of entertainment the works.




you can ask your girls to pitch in you know

@DiscordTiger Said

Does that rate include singing and guitar? (tequila provided of course)