sex fact .....

weight loss ......

The average human loses 26 calories when kissing for a minute. Furthermore, vigorous sex for half an hour burns 150 calories (you can lose three pounds in a year ? if you have sex 7 to 8 times a month). Kissing is also very good for your teeth: the extra saliva released during the act helps to keep the mouth clean ? reducing the risk of decay.

No wonder I'm thin and have no cavities!

no wonder i'm fat with cavities

me too

yeah but my ex had bad breath. Eugh!

There's an easy cure for that.

It also keeps your hand out of the cookie jar that has the calories.
Kissing keeps your mouth occupied, depending on who your kissing, who wants food.

whats the cure? is more kissing the cure? sorry im slightly out of it today xx

You have altoids over there?You're the genius, something is sour in her stomach or she has bad teeth.

Haha i think the sour thing is her bloody heart after all she's only my ex i don't give a f***, maybe she hasnt discovered toothpaste yet

Also sperm is a good teeth whitener, and has lots a great nutrients for your skin...

...and is a great way to break the ice, a la There's Something About Mary...