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rondetto On about 5 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:34:16
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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