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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 06, 2009 @ 13:17:32
I WANT TO LIVE MY NEXT LIFE BACKWARDS

You start out dead and get that out of the way.


Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.


Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.


Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.


Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years until you're too young to work.


You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're
generally promiscuous.


Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.


Then you become a baby, and then
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions-central heating, room serviceon tap and then.....



You finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case.
MirLou On November 18, 2013




Cork, Ireland
#2New Post! Jul 06, 2009 @ 14:44:27
Wouldn't life be so perfect if we could do what we like with it??

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