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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 23, 2009 @ 11:38:07
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... Smoking a joint.
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint; come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala ,
Where they enjoyed the weed.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry
And that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
Over and fell into the river.


A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and
Helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
Was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
Got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked
Into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was
Sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....
How much water did you drink?!!'
SKUBER On July 20, 2009

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N/A,
#2New Post! May 23, 2009 @ 11:42:44
LMAO!
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#3New Post! May 23, 2009 @ 16:09:45
!!!
DeepRed On March 07, 2010
Tripologist


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Michael Winner's basement, Uni
#4New Post! May 23, 2009 @ 16:12:25
xTeddyx On April 30, 2012
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On my mind, Georgia
#5New Post! May 23, 2009 @ 16:12:48
Funny!!!
smilelove On September 01, 2013
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Somewhere, Ohio
#6New Post! May 23, 2009 @ 16:15:36
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