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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! May 17, 2009 @ 16:22:43
A Roman Catholic priest stood at the church door greeting the parishioners after Mass.

"Good mornin' Mr. and Mrs. O'Riley. I married you ten years ago but I never see any of your children in church."

"Deed you did, Father. We've not been blessed. My husband and I have tried but we've not been successful", said Mrs. O'Riley.

The priest says "I'm going to Rome for a few years sabbatical. I'll light a candle for you in the great basilica at the Vatican. Perhaps the Holy Mother will look kindly on you and your husband."

Several years later, back at the church door, greeting parishioners, the priest meets Mrs. O'Riley. "Mrs. O'Riley, did you ever have any children?"

"Deed I did Father," she said pointing to a family behind her. "We've had a set of triplets, a set of twins and two singles since we last saw you."

"Praise be the Holy Mother. She's blessed you. But I don't see Mr.O'Riley. Is he here?"

"No, Father, he's gone to Rome to blow out your candle."
DeepRed On March 07, 2010
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#2New Post! May 17, 2009 @ 16:26:10
nice
Wingsy On November 26, 2023
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#3New Post! May 17, 2009 @ 17:56:17
Nice!
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