Woman's hunt for custard a real hit

I couldn't stop laughing at this article in the newspaper, doesn't include the full article, but when I get back, I will try scan the rest of it

Sure that you will laugh at it too

https://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Womans_hunt_for_custard_a_real_hit&in_article_id=656264&in_page_id=34

What's with the marriage proposal?

Dunno, perhaps he had the custard that she wanted

We both like custard. Will you marry me?

It's so bizarre.

Perhaps it is the brand of custard

He just wants a woman who makes pies. Simple pleasures.

LMAO marriage proposal

Wouldn't say no to a pie I guess.