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OklahomaGirl On February 13, 2010




Coffeyville,
#1New Post! Apr 09, 2009 @ 06:49:25
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

*Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

*Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

*For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

*A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

*If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

*You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should,

use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

*If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#2New Post! Apr 09, 2009 @ 09:07:22
*Simple steps for cat lovers to stay in shape:Take an average sized cat, step on the cat, step off the cat! Repeat
SparklyKatie On March 07, 2014
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Sheffield, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Apr 09, 2009 @ 09:17:17
These are stolen from Viz (A British adult comic)

*Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.*

*If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.*

*Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place.*

*An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.*
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