@SparklyKatie Said 
He should do a stand up show. He put his foot in it again this week with Barack Obama lol.
As the two men waited with The Queen and Michelle Obama for the official photograph of their private meeting, the US president detailed his engagements in the capital earlier in the day.
"I had breakfast with the Prime Minister, I had meetings with the Chinese, the Russians, David Cameron... And I'm proud to say I did not nod off in one of the meetings," he said.
To which the Duke laughingly replied: "Can you tell the difference between them?"
And here's some more corkers he's said.
During a royal visit to China in 1986 he warned British students: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."
Seven years later her greeted a Briton in Hungary with the words: "You can't have been here that long ? you haven't got a pot belly".
In 1998 he told a student visitor to Papua New Guinea that he had done well not to be eaten and in 1984 he asked a Kenyan woman "You are a woman, aren't you?".
Last year said to a group of belly-dancers: "I thought Eastern women just sat around smoking pipes and eating sweets all day".
After all he is only Prince Consort he will never be King He can be as stupid as he wants! He is the Royal W.C.Fields! "Get away from me kid you bother me"
Apr 05, 2009 @ 12:29:59
Brilliant
