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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Mar 18, 2009 @ 07:20:09
In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle when temperatures drop to single digits or below. About 3 am one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon # 658 responded to a call their was a car on the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow and with the engine still running. Pulling up behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror, and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into drive and hit the gas.

The cars speedometer was showing 20-30-40-and then 50 MPH, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, " PULL OVER!"

The man nodded, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested and is still probably shaking his head over the state trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.

Who says trooper don't have a sense of humor?
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#2New Post! Mar 18, 2009 @ 08:54:55
Uh Oh, is this where you got this one?
Montana state trooper

J.R.
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