jade goody time to end media circus

"Kerry Katona eaten to death by ranvenous snails as her army of children watch in despair as they have no money and no shoes to wear"

i rather she died from food poisoning from iceland chicken fingers (buy one get one free)

an ironic death, i like it.

Although remember in the x-men when that dude just turned into water and exploded, that would also be cool.

be a rather odd death.

{coke husband)
"rite luv u dont look well, wats wrong?"

{kerry}
:explodes:

{coke husband}
"ah fuk kerry u got ya blood on ma rebok classizz"

!!!!!!! Kudos dude

yay! lol

Imagine if she got blood on one of his cars, he'd probably die himself

My nan always brings Closer magazine over with her on Saturdays, the headline this week is

"To anxious to eat or sleep"
Jordan's LA despair
- Weepy and low
- Struggles to fit in
- Jealous rows over Pete's success

Seriously will she just f*** off? She's loaded, f***ing smile love.

oh we are doing jordan now?

sounds interesting lol


although i have a rather full client?le list 8)

shes probably a two man job

with a third supporting her..eh.. "breasts"

Oh zhippee, you are nortee

I just watched the news clip of her shouting at her neighbour, she seemed to be playing up to the camera's.

Apparently Jade and her neighbour have to share a gate and the gates forever being left open by Jades 'friends' and staff.

I do feel desperately sorry for her also but it's starting to ware thin .