this is how i troll

When I was just a little baby troll,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things.
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil troll,
she used to tell me he hated me.
But then I got a little bit older and I realized,
she was the crazy troll.
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change her,
cuz that's just the way she was.

so, we know how your parents trolled, but how do you troll?...

**edit... is that eminem?... sounds vaguely familiar...

thats beautiful man

Picture me trollin in my 500 Benz
I got no love for these niggaz, there's no need to be friends
They got me under surveillance, that's what somebody be tellin
Know there's dope bein sold, but +I+ ain't the one sellin!
Don't want to be another number
I got a f***in gang of weed to keep from goin under
The federales wanna see me dead - niggaz put prices on my head
Now I got two Rottwillers by me bed, I feed em lead
Now I'm released, how will I live? Will God forgive me
for all the dirt a nigga did, to feed kids?
One life to live, it's so hard to be positive
when niggaz shootin at your crib
Mama, I'm still thuggin, the world is a war zone
My trollies is inmates, and most of them dead wrong
Full grown, finally a man, just scheamin on ways
to put some green inside the palms of my empty hands
Just picture me trollin
Flossin a Benz on rims that isn't stolen
My dreams is censored, my hopes are gone
I'm like a fiend that finally sees when all the dope is gone
My nerves is wrecked, heart beatin and my hands is swollen
thinkin of the G's I'll be holdin, picture me trollin

You could have taken her to Dr. troll. he would have put her on trollbenzoate or something. maybe got her trollmitted?

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'

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You're sure one of a kind Mr. Trolly... 8)