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JonDoe On June 29, 2010

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#1New Post! Feb 11, 2009 @ 03:16:08
Two cootie fleas always take vacation on the warm beaches in the winter time, one always seems to have a knack for getting there first every year to live it up.
Last year was no different and as he was lying on the sand tanning his friend finally arrived late and shivering cold. The first one asked how he got there? The second one told him that he rode all the way on a bikers mustache.
The first one told him his trick about how he hangs out on the ladies room toilet seat at the bus station by the strip club and picks the right chic, then climbs in her panties and has a nice warm trip every year.
This year was no different as the first cootie flea basks in the sun, finally the second one arrives cold and miserable as always. The first one says,"Did'nt you try what I told you to do?" the second one says, "Yeah, I did everything you said like picking out the best chic and hopping in where it was nice and warm." So the first one asked what the hell happened then? The second little cootie flea replied, "Well, it was good and warm, so I fell asleep and the next thing I know, I was right back on that damn bikers mustache!"
SnowMarqGrafix On February 20, 2009




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#2New Post! Feb 11, 2009 @ 09:12:30
Haha! It sounded kind of gross but absolutely hilarious!
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