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Feebs and Momoftwo, two "senior" widows, are talking.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Feb 03, 2009 @ 18:57:39
Momoftwo: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Feebs: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car! a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes m e out for dinner, a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Momoftwo: "Oh, my!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Feebs: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
momoftwo On June 17, 2009




Pineville,
#2New Post! Feb 05, 2009 @ 04:16:10
kangthemad On April 25, 2013
TFS Man of Mystery





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#3New Post! Feb 05, 2009 @ 18:02:26


Your a naughty girl feebsie
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#4New Post! Feb 05, 2009 @ 18:04:25
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