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USA On May 25, 2020




Chicago, Illinois
#1New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:13:37
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE


HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation.


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts


LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups.


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS--DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH?
Group discussion and role playing.


HEALTH WATCH--BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT--LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
reiko On March 27, 2006

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New York, New York
#2New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:17:05
OMG!! That's funny!!
23886 On June 30, 2009

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#3New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:17:32
I may need the learning how to find things one...

cause one day i had even lost my computer and found it a week later in my little fridge....
noshingnell On December 29, 2012




LaaLaa Land, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:19:24
I saw this a while back in an e-mail I got. It still cracks me up.
glitter_sniffer On August 25, 2015
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Glasgow, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:21:09
courtoownsall On August 14, 2007




tampa, Florida
#7New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:26:02
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

my husband needs to attend at least that part of the class
jonnythan On August 02, 2014
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Here and there,
#8New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:28:17
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

KYAHBEAN is the one that yells when she tries to parallel park!
kyahbean On August 28, 2016




Williamstown, Massachusetts
#9New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:30:14
@jonnythan Said
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

KYAHBEAN is the one that yells when she tries to parallel park!


I CAN'T DO IT!! GRRRR!

stew On August 05, 2012




Falkirk, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Oct 21, 2005 @ 23:42:58
thats good lol!
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