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spellchick On October 02, 2012
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, Oklahoma
#31New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 22:55:57
My BF and I were debating the other day about this phrase:

"useless as tits on a boar"

He thinks it is "useless as tits on a bull"

Which is it, because I have ALWAYS heard it said the first way. I think his ears are just dirty and so he didn't hear it correctly.
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#32New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:06:46
@spellchick Said

My BF and I were debating the other day about this phrase:

"useless as tits on a boar"

He thinks it is "useless as tits on a bull"

Which is it, because I have ALWAYS heard it said the first way. I think his ears are just dirty and so he didn't hear it correctly.


That would be the bull..
A female boar is a boar. so they have a use. They make her sexy.
spellchick On October 02, 2012
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, Oklahoma
#33New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:07:50
@boxerdc Said

That would be the bull..
A female boar is a boar. so they have a use. They make her sexy.


A boar is a male pig, so therefore the tits are in fact, useless.

I've NEVER heard it the other way.

Damn it. Now I have to go home and tell him he was right!
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#34New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:13:13
@spellchick Said

A boar is a male pig, so therefore the tits are in fact, useless.

I've NEVER heard it the other way.

Damn it. Now I have to go home and tell him he was right!


You're right!
So I guess the tits make her a sexy sow?
spellchick On October 02, 2012
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, Oklahoma
#35New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:20:12
@boxerdc Said

You're right!
So I guess the tits make her a sexy sow?



Holy mother of dog. Can you say that again please? A man saying a woman is right is just about the sexiest thing of ever.
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#36New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:22:19
@spellchick Said

Holy mother of dog. Can you say that again please? A man saying a woman is right is just about the sexiest thing of ever.


yeah.. but I'm gay, so it doesn't count.
spellchick On October 02, 2012
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, Oklahoma
#37New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:25:46
@boxerdc Said

yeah.. but I'm gay, so it doesn't count.



Yeah, but I can pretend. Come on. I'm almost there. Don't let me down now, boxer.
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#38New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:33:03
I am fascinated by breasts.
I just have no idea what to do with them.
squirt_aka_casey On April 21, 2018
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That place, Ohio
#39New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:46:13
Son of a b****.... I hate this one. How are you insulting a thing or person by calling their mother a b****? I guess it's the origional Yo Mamma joke. I say it would be better if it were said b**** of a son.
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#40New Post! Dec 30, 2008 @ 23:52:44
@squirt_aka_casey Said

Son of a b****.... I hate this one. How are you insulting a thing or person by calling their mother a b****? I guess it's the origional Yo Mamma joke. I say it would be better if it were said b**** of a son.



I know this one!
b**** = Female Dog.
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