Just a little humor/ all in good fun/ without men who would take out the trash?

@HiImDan Said

in all fairness, Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

@HiImDan Said

in all fairness, Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

@jr_sanford Said

Look out ladies.

Wo"men" Men are still part of your gender's title.
"Lad"y Even boys are part of your gender's title variation.

You also had a roar (in the gender title) when you were younger "Grrrrrr-L.

It doesn't matter (to me) what a woman does. WE men keep coming back. The women accept us (back) as we are, and the rest is history. Oh, oh, "His"tory. Damn, now everything that has happened can now be our fault. Shoot.

Oh well. I love all you women and men too. We're people. That much, we all have in common.

J.R.