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HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Nov 06, 2008 @ 14:30:41

Rider called his boss and said "Hey boss, I can't come work today. I'm really sick.. I got a headache, stomach ache and my leg hurts, I'm not coming to work."

The boss says: "You know Rider, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later rider calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house."

Beague

Nov 06, 2008 @ 14:32:50

Haha nice

plebian_angel

Intergalactic hussy

a great future,

Nov 06, 2008 @ 14:34:43

Wingsy

wingsdillialicious!

Moderator

Wingsville,

Nov 06, 2008 @ 14:54:32

JR_Sanford

Portland (St. Johns), Oregon

Nov 06, 2008 @ 15:17:46

I saw that one coming.

iwannano

Mountain William

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Nov 06, 2008 @ 15:19:15

salinaa

Surrey, United Kingdom

Nov 06, 2008 @ 16:39:55

OMG LOL!!!!

x_Laura_x

Nowhere, United Kingdom

Nov 06, 2008 @ 16:41:01

lilbear

Aequitas / Veritas!

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, Canada

Nov 06, 2008 @ 16:41:07

ybom

#10

Nov 06, 2008 @ 17:01:15

Yeah, Rider here. The boss's wife wasn't home but his daughter was. Not gonna tell the boss about that one. Nope!

loveis

brat-inella

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In the mirror,

#11

Nov 06, 2008 @ 18:09:32

Saw it coming, but still funny!

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