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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Oct 13, 2008 @ 14:34:35
"Titanic" --or-- "My Life" by Bill Clinton ?

Titanic : $29.99
Clinton : $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a BS artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
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#2New Post! Oct 13, 2008 @ 14:36:13


Can't help you there.
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