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amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 20:52:28
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Sorry for any offence
Emskie On April 14, 2023




, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:00:33
amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:20:20
KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF!"
Emskie On April 14, 2023




, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:21:29
frozen On December 15, 2009




Manchester, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:31:21
haha!! love 'em! Keep them comming
amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:38:04
Why do blondes have more fun?

They are easier to amuse.
catlady On March 26, 2010




, Washington
#7New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:38:32
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

Data transfer.
amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:39:22
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason
that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh
officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am.. that's your air freshener."
catlady On March 26, 2010




, Washington
#9New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:40:36
lmao...good one!
amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:40:45
One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."
frozen On December 15, 2009




Manchester, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:40:45
^ROFL^



amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:41:07
I like the transfer one
Emskie On April 14, 2023




, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:41:54
Blondes have more fun....

But Brunettes remember it the next day
amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:42:18
My favourite:

Horseback Riding

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplugged it...
amz999 On December 01, 2008




, United Kingdom
#15New Post! Feb 16, 2005 @ 21:44:34
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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