Hey, John McCain! Can I stay at one of your houses?

I mean, you've got SEVEN. Could you bring the poor in -- under your rich-ass wings?

Help!!!!!!!!!

I get the master bedroom, dammit!

Can we drive one of his 13 cars too?

You can be my chauffer, lili. who else wants ta drive? ido! ido!

For the correct type of inducement you can sleep in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House.

What about Obama...

what about Obama? He has one house and one car. Like a normal person. lol.

Obama aint got no houses. He can take over the world.

The Lincoln bedroom.. hmmm,,, that would be fun...

Nah i think he lives in a big house and got a car that cost 100.000 $ not like a normal person

LOL

i believe he has a hybred suv. I think its a toyota or honda

Yeah, he wrote a book that did well. He pulled himself out of poverty by getting into Harvard on scholarships and loans. His mom had to go on welfare and food stamps sometimes. Nothing was given to him, he did it himself. He deserves that house and that car.

John McCain married a rich woman who inherited a $100 million wealth from her dad.

I wanna live in a big house.... too.
I want seven houses and thirteen cars.
(Nevermind the corporate owned...)

I'll need a maid. Any volunteers? (I'm too lazy to do my own work.) hahahha

ohgod!!!!!! there go my stocks!!!! I'm dooooomed.

I wanna marry a rich woman!!!!