Do you speak Mexican ?

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My homie farted and I couldn't brief.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.





MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
My wife and I went to a birthday party and I got a piece of cake and she
got herpes too.


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BUDWEISER
Hey Homie, your vieja has a nice body budweiser face so ugly?

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHAIR
I was about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom said... u better chair with your sister!!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: JUAREZ
My vieja slapped me and i said... ' Juarez your problem beesh!!'


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHEESE
Pepito told his homies: Maria's face is pretty but cheese to fat!


Mexican word of the day: SHOULDER
My tia wanted to become a citizen but she didn't
know how to read so I shoulder

Only in Mexico

wow

only in the Southwest. Mexicans do not talk like that. but chicanos sure do

Your from the SW sure enough. It is like the chicanos want to sound like they are bi lingual, but just make a mess of the English.