Mr. Troll...

First of all, hi there!
Second of all... I'm disturbing you. What are you going to do about it?

how dare ye! *pokes back*

is this a direct attempt to provoke the troll master supreme?

Yes it is! Bring it!

All I can say is, I'm a daredevil sometimes.

but if i am provoked and respond in a horrid fashion and end up being thrown un jail again how will you feel then?

I'll bail you out and we can do it again? I don't know!

And I'd feel bad.

but you're still trying

And I'll keep trying damnit!

You're not being very entertaining. what if I told you that your mother was a hampster?