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matchstickman On March 04, 2020




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#1New Post! Jul 21, 2008 @ 19:15:39
IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION

Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions ask your doctor or pharmacist about white wine.

White wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
White wine can ease you out of your shyness and tell the world that your ready to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits almost immediately with regular doses you can over come any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never thought you had.

Stop hiding and start living with White wine!

White wine may not be good for everyone, Women that are pregnant or nursing should not use white wine. However Women who would not mind becoming pregnant are encourage to try it.

Side effects may include dizzyness, nausea, vomiting,incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, table and pole dancing, headache, dehydation, dry mouth,and a desire to sing karaoke and all night rounds of strip poker, truth or dare, or naked twister.

WARNING***
The Comsumption of white wine may think your whispering when your not
WARNING***
The compsumption of white wine may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING***
The comsumption of white wine may create the illusion, that your tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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Over 18's only
MartianLeader On February 20, 2015
PazuzuPossessed





Exorcist Drive,
#2New Post! Jul 21, 2008 @ 19:19:53
A OK?

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lilbear On January 18, 2010
Aequitas / Veritas!


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, Canada
#3New Post! Jul 21, 2008 @ 19:21:21
I'm on it!!!!!
dayslikethese On November 16, 2009




leicester, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Jul 21, 2008 @ 19:50:24
crumbs only got pimms in, ah shucks I must be just another drunken lush..


*considers going to offee for a bottle of the amazing white stuff*
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