how to go to the toilet

1.put the toilet up&down thingy up.
2.pull down your pants.
3.put your fat hairy arse hole on the toilet seat.
4.let it rip.
5.use the whole toilet paper roll.
6.pull up your pants.
7.then flush.
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Thats how you go to the toilet.

Is this a joke?

You mean you use the toilet with out bringing in a news paper to read!

I take my laptop to the toilet. Yes TFS you have been in my toilet. How awesome is that?!

Strewth! a laptop in the toilet....things have moved on I see.

I take my phone in with me

Anyone bring a piano in with them?

Nah...can't move mine or it will need to be re tuned