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CarlyBoo On December 22, 2010

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Guernsey, United Kingdom
#16New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:09:37
Haha i get the nun joke, that is quite funny! hahaha!
missclairerose On August 04, 2010




, United Kingdom
#17New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:10:47
@angelcake Said
LMAO i got it!!!! very clever


Thank you. I'm soo rude!
missclairerose On August 04, 2010




, United Kingdom
#18New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:11:29
Yay carlyboo!!!!
angelcake On January 18, 2016
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Eastleigh, United Kingdom
#19New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:12:49
@missclairerose Said
A lobster walks into a pub and asks the barman for a pint. The barman refuses saying that he is barred and should leave. So the lobster says " ahng on a minute mate I come in here all the time. All I want is a drink. Please Can I have a pint?" The barman gets a bit ross and says no, he can't have a drink. The lobster is confused and asks why. The barman replies.... "Cos you keep coming in here giving it all that!"


ididn't get that, but greg explained it.

You kinda need hands to portray that!
Lili On July 12, 2019
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Sunshine Land,
#20New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:16:42
A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?"

His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him."

The boy replied, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day."
Lili On July 12, 2019
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Sunshine Land,
#21New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:21:52
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
missclairerose On August 04, 2010




, United Kingdom
#22New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:50:02
@angelcake Said
ididn't get that, but greg explained it.

You kinda need hands to portray that!


I know but I heard it on the radio. I thought it was brilliant. I do have a sad sense of humour and the person who was with me at the time didn't get it either so you are not alone there. My mind just works in an odd way.
alexkidd On February 07, 2012
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in a bog, Ireland
#23New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 21:03:17
@missclairerose Said
I know but I heard it on the radio. I thought it was brilliant. I do have a sad sense of humour and the person who was with me at the time didn't get it either so you are not alone there. My mind just works in an odd way.


over the radio?
i love that joke but you need hands for it.

like this one,
did you hear about the one armed fisherman?
he caught a fish *this* big!

Lili On July 12, 2019
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Sunshine Land,
#24New Post! May 26, 2008 @ 01:48:58
Can someone just explain it properly already!?
nothingtodo On September 21, 2010

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#25New Post! Jun 27, 2008 @ 16:30:34
@lili Said
Can someone just explain it properly already!?


both of them cause I still don't get either one.
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