(1)-PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
(2)-Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight would increase by 50 pounds.
(3)-Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey.
(4)-Pamela Anderson would be banished.
(5)-Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
(6)-Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
(7)-During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flashes and women would date 18-year-old boys.
(8)-All versions/types of football would be outlawed.
(9)-Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
(10)-Nagging would be an Olympic sport.
(11)-Men would be as attentive after marriage as they were before.
(12)-Oprah Winfrey would be cloned.
(13)-Men would go to bed at the same time as the women.
(14)-A mandatory curfew for all males.
(15)-Bingo would be televised.
(16)-Men would have their wedding rings permanetly attached so they can't pretend to be single.
(17)-TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 45 seconds.
(18)-All toilet seats would be nailed down.
(19)-Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
(20)-Sexist humor about women would be outlawed.
DONE
Sep 29, 2005 @ 21:43:58
That's great. That would freakin suck about the prostate exams...
