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blackwidowbambi On September 06, 2014




, New Jersey
#1New Post! Mar 09, 2008 @ 23:23:12
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee, score times two is your Purity.


redhead On December 25, 2008




, Australia
#2New Post! Mar 24, 2008 @ 05:21:31
I answered yes to 26 of them.


I'm only 16
bor3113 On July 07, 2008




Welland, Canada
#4New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 00:29:18
I answered no to all
Jaimie On September 18, 2016
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St. Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 00:35:14
18 no's...

So that means I got a score of 36.

jerk_with_a_huge_cock On April 13, 2008

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my,
#6New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 21:21:58
yes to all.... and i did it with your mom too,.. well, in her mouth anyway.
kaneo76 On April 27, 2010

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Hazleton, Pennsylvania
#7New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 21:25:10
Don't feed it!!!
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