Favorite Simpsons Quotes

Don't worry folks. I'm not a stabbing hobo, I'm a singing hobo.

Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife.

Mr.Burns: Dogs are idiots. Think about it Smithers. If I came into your house and started licking your face and sniffing at your crotch what would you say?

Mr. Smithers: If you did it sir?

Homer :
"Lisa, quick!!! Whats the number of NineOneOne?"

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: when the fire starts to burn theres a lesson you must learn something something then you'll see you'll avoid catastrophy....... DOH!!!!

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Not exactly a quote, but when the guy who stole sugar from Homer's sugar pile spit takes while drinking his tea I piss all over myself with laughter.

Homer: I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

Lionel Hutz:

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Lionel Hutz:

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

beat you to it, love that quote

Dr Nick: Hello everybody!
Everyone: Hello dr nick!

Or the episode where homer goes into space nad Kent Brockman believes the world will be taken over ny giant ants!

small child: STOP!, stop he's already dead!

Think again player. Read the top of the page, lol.