An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.
When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to the entire sermon on "The Ten Commandements."
After church, the man met the preacher in the vestibule doorway, shook his head vigorously, and told him "I want to thank you preacher for saving my soul today. I came into church to steal a hat. But after hearing your sermon on The Ten Commandments, I decided against it."
The Preacher said, "You mean the commandement 'I shall not steal' changed your mind?"
The old man replied "No, but the one about adultery did. As soon as you said that I remembered where I left my old hat!"
Feb 11, 2008 @ 16:07:19
