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f_o_k On March 02, 2011




london, United Kingdom
#16New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:34:02
Chuck norris doesnt sleep... He waits!
andrewsh On September 04, 2008




great yarmouth, United Kingdom
#17New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:39:36
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
andrewsh On September 04, 2008




great yarmouth, United Kingdom
#18New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:40:14
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
andrewsh On September 04, 2008




great yarmouth, United Kingdom
#19New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:40:39
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
treacle On July 11, 2009




B/Stoke, United Kingdom
#20New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:41:04
Oh no, not another of these threads
f_o_k On March 02, 2011




london, United Kingdom
#21New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:42:58
see "Randon F_O_K Facts" lol
andrewsh On September 04, 2008




great yarmouth, United Kingdom
#22New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:44:52
@treacle Said
Oh no, not another of these threads


Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds...
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him....
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing....
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors....
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f***ing beef....
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. ...
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. ...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants....
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick a** at the same time....
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris ....
treacle On July 11, 2009




B/Stoke, United Kingdom
#23New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:48:01
@andrewsh Said
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds...
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him....
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing....
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors....
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f***ing beef....
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. ...
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. ...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants....
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick a** at the same time....
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris ....



*yawns*
treacle On July 11, 2009




B/Stoke, United Kingdom
#24New Post! Jan 30, 2008 @ 14:48:24
@f_o_k Said
see "Randon F_O_K Facts" lol


Thats what I was talking about! lol.
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