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honesty2008 On April 18, 2008




Charlotte, North Carolina
#1New Post! Sep 21, 2007 @ 15:53:05
What is the funniest joke that you ever heard? I love jokes and i feel like laughing today make us laugh with your funniest joke ever heard. So what are you waiting for What is it?
kit On January 24, 2014




Fife, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Sep 21, 2007 @ 16:01:54
Not the funniest one, but a pretty good one:

A blonde is feeling suicidal, and calls her boyfriend to tell him she's going to hang herself. The boyfriend rushed round to her apartment, and burt in. He sees the blonde hanging from the roof with a rope around her waist. He runs to her and holds her tight, then asks "Why do you have the rope around your waist?"
She sighs and answers "Well I put it around my neck, but I couldn't breathe."
Rehabilitation_Please On May 20, 2016
Has Tiger Blood





Peterborough, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Sep 21, 2007 @ 16:16:00
Why are pirates called pirates???



because they ARRRRRRRRR
honesty2008 On April 18, 2008




Charlotte, North Carolina
#4New Post! Sep 21, 2007 @ 16:18:01
Thanks for your comments to this topic even the bad ones.
kit On January 24, 2014




Fife, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Sep 21, 2007 @ 16:20:04
There have been no bad comments yet
Rehabilitation_Please On May 20, 2016
Has Tiger Blood





Peterborough, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Sep 21, 2007 @ 16:25:37
Did you hear that an icecream man was found dead, covered in hundreds and thousands. Experts say the icecream man topped himself.
frederick On January 26, 2008




Sittingbourne, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Sep 22, 2007 @ 21:47:44
A rabbi and a priest are having lunch together. Halfway through the meal, the priest leans across and quietly asks: "Rabbi, we've known each other a few years now, tell me something - have you ever eaten pork?" The rabbi smiles to himself and chuckles.
"Well as you know, in our religion, pork is an unclean animal. We're not supposed to eat anything connected with a pig, but, seeing as you asked, yes - I have had pork once or twice."
"Did you like it?" The rabbi shrugs his shoulders.
"Yes, it wasn't bad." A few moments later, he leans across to the priest.
"Father, I've been honest with you, now you be honest with me - have you ever had a woman?" The priest goes bright red and bursts out laughing.
"Well, as you know, we're meant to be celebate but, seeing as you've been honest with me, yes, I've sinned against God and man - I've slept with a woman."
"Did you like it?"
"Yes, I liked it, although I felt guilty later."
A few minutes later, the rabbi leans across the table.
"Better than pork, eh!"
MICK_SKINS On September 26, 2009




medway, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Sep 22, 2007 @ 22:15:36
Mrs Blobby, "blob blob blobba blob blob blob blob blob blob blob blobba blob blob blob blob blob blob blob blob blobby blob blob blob blob blob"
Mr Blobby, "Oh shut up you b**** & swallow"
My favourite jokes are visual ones (& not just my face)
but this is the best verbal one I can think of right now.
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