if you could learn any Martial arts quick and easy what would you learn?

Roundhouse kick, so I can be just like Chuck Noris and roundhouse kick any a** who I see

I just want to be able to break a brick with my bare hands . . . . lol

I like in dumb and dumber when he takes out the guys heart and puts it in a doggy bag

That was a great movie moment! I wish I could do something like that

OOh oooh I'd learn kendo!! Its soo fuuuun...

I feel deprived...I haven't seen that movie

Its a trick breaking bricks with there hands... a brick can take amazing compressional loads hence why they build houses out of them.. but very poor shear loads. hit the brick right in the middle with a bit of power, it will always break... wooden boards too. but thats where they learn a technique to do it. How i know, i do it my self when im in my jack a** mood.

i actually train mixed martial arts yo.

doin my best to hold onto my belt

I think I'd like to learn Ti Kwan Leap (check out this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdS4ANOEXO0)