cant remember joke about black driver. not racist at all.

hey people, this isnt an actual joke, i just need some help. i was on hoiday on a cruise last october and there was a black comedian. he said quite a funny joke but i cant remember it. all i can remember is the punchline.

basicly he said that black people can never drive *something i cant remember* and he gave an example about a white guy driving it, and again i cant remember the example.

he then gave the example of a black guy driving it and sed it wudnt work cos it wud be like this; *he starts beat boxing like loud hiphop music*

im thinking that it was an ice cream van and the traditional ice cream van music wud turn into heavy hiphop beats etc. but has anyone ever herd this joke? n can u tell me te rest of it if so. i doubt anyone has but just checking. cheers.

It all rather reminds me of the time at school I heard some white kids being unpleasant to a black kid and they said a silly joke about a black man walking across a zebra crossing, now you see me now you don't, I did not find that joke funny, but when I walked down the corridor later and I past the black kid he said to another black kid, now you see the white man now you don't, Ha Ha, You can see the way you can turn a joke around and it makes the joke funny.

Retarded.

Are you?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I could incriminate myself.