Arse,bum,ass whatever

Only hard thing is the decision making, hun. ("Hmmm will it be Tunatown or Arseville tonight? )

With an attitude like that, I wouldnt let you anywhere near my arse

Well both the tunnel of love and the chocolate factory have my vote

Let's not forget between the Milky Mountains!!

Oh, god. Yes. They are a favourite holiday spot for me and my little chap. Oh this is getting quite graphic now!

when the river runs red, take the dirt track...

You do know you just typed that where potentially thousands of people might read it?

Big wheels, little cannon. I'm no liar! To claim a member of prodigious size would be a falsehood. Like the time someone convinced my brother in law that a lime is an unripe lemon. He laboured under that misapprehension for years. No, false advertising is illegal in these parts!