For my smoking friends and none smoking tolerent friends everywhere! Please be aware that s severe infingemnt of civil rights is about to take place, so we should all help each other in coping with the smoking ban that is being imposed on us from July the first!
Firstly I should like to offer some very practicle advice to smokers in regard to smoking outdoors! the all new "smoke police" will be everywhere!!! and will be more than happy to oblige with a 50 quid fine if you drop your butt in the street!! (wonderfull way for loacl councills to make more money!!) SO DONT LET THEM!!!! carry a PERSONAL ASHTRAY!!! I have one and they can be bought very cheeply from ebay!!! Mine fits in a small pouch in my handbag but could easily be carried in a jacket or a back pocket! If you dont have a personal ashtray and your in the street, please remember to stub out you ciggie on a nearby litter bin!! Secondly, if your sat in an outdoor space, smoking, and someone sits next to you and begins to fake cough, and wave their arms about, protesting ... politly ask them to move away!!! They have chosen to sit in your "smoking space" so its thier choice! the same goes for walking in the street! Sadly it has become comman place for strangers to verbally abuse smokers (this has happened to me) so just walk away and ignore them! Dont lower yourself to their pathetic standards!!
For year now the watchword has been "passive smoking" So lets turn this on its head, and let smokers offer PASSIVE RESISTANCE!!! to this Nazi style law!!!! If you really dont want to stop smoking, then DON'T!!! stopping smoking just becuase this law has come into force will not work! To stop smoking you must be throughly commited and have the help and support of your GP.
If you want to take action in a positive way, consider joining F.O.R.E.S.T. chaired by celebrity chef Anthony Worral Thopmson!!! Also later this year sees the launch of the worlds first all SMOKING AIRLINE! SMINTAIR (smokers international) with flights from Dussledorf in Germany, to Tokyo, and maybe other far east destinations ... however, the airline will be boycotting the UK because of the new non smoking legislation!
Lastly I would like me ask my smoking and smoke tolerent friends, if you have the names of any local "smoke police" in your area, please email me at
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@hotmail. com with thier information! It is my intension to publish a list of these people on a website so as to name and shame them to family and friends, and so that everyone everywhere knows exactly who thier local smoke police is! Remember your local council is training these sad people with nothing better to do, NOW, AND IN SECRECY!!!!!!
On a final note I would like to add, please abide by this new law, never smoke near children, and if your unsure as to whether or not you can smoke in any area, always ask first!! Please obey the new non smoking law or it could cost you dearly ... and make certain smoke police very happy!
PASSIVE RESISTANCE AND HAPPY SMOKING!!!