Just passing by and thought i'd give you a smile.

@f_o_k Said
Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

@f_o_k Said
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
in life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

@f_o_k Said
couple of home remedies

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly
removed.