what would you say to the person above you if you saw them in your local pub

Scotch?

On the rocks for the lady please.

And a Guinness draft for me.

very noisy in my local

*peter kay moment*

makes hand sign drink.

you.. want.. drink.???

Yes please

its happy hour buy one get one free!!

In that case I'll have a pint of Stella, or as it is called round here a pint of ActAt***

lol!!

no stella is fine!!

game of pool?

sure why not

bring it on!!!!!!