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bellestrange On March 08, 2012
Coo Coo Kachoo





South Australia, Australia
#1New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:29:04
Got this just now in my email...

The Washcloth

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor. Ever


tyra On November 13, 2008




Newcastle, Australia
#2New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:32:04
omigod thats funny
howtosavealife On September 13, 2009

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Neverland, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:32:11
LMAO

that actually made me laugh out loud lol!!!!!
unspokenwords On October 16, 2019




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#4New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:34:12
bellestrange On March 08, 2012
Coo Coo Kachoo





South Australia, Australia
#6New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:38:15
@jjm182 Said
urgh.


As if you wouldn't like a little extra sparkle in your pussy, James
squirt_aka_casey On April 21, 2018
BCW-Ant Destroyer





That place, Ohio
#7New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:47:52
That is tooo funny
SamFoulkes On June 15, 2016




London, United Kingdom
#9New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:50:12
Kasabian On May 25, 2009

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, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 14:52:53
bloody kids!
xxdarkestdesirexx On April 14, 2014




A ballroom, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 15:05:48
gmgmarshall On May 01, 2011




Brevard, North Carolina
#12New Post! Apr 15, 2007 @ 15:07:49
OMG....!!!!!!!!!!!
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