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maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#1New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 09:59:52
Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter.
Help us with math and book reports,
Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!

(spoken)
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.

Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her,
Bart: Let me get away with moider!
Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks,
Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!

(spoken)
Marge: Homer!

Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage,
Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage.
Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim,

(spoken)
Grampa: I'll do it!

Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.

treacle On July 11, 2009




B/Stoke, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:01:43
pickway On February 16, 2011




Maidstone, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:02:37


I like the Simpsons
maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#4New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:08:52
Yabba-dabba-do!
Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree...
Aaaahhhh!
-Homer Simpson
sidus On January 23, 2009




UNTITLED!, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:09:32
love the simpsons
maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#6New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:12:16
i do to
but not keen on futurama
maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#7New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:13:47
Shary Bobbins: If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout
Don't sob
Just do a half-assed job...

If...you...cut every corner, it is really not so bad
Everybody does it, even Mom and Dad
If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad.
Bart: It's the American way!

Shary Bobbins: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.
Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea.
Shary Bobbins: And the clerk who runs the store
can charge a little more
for meat...
Apu: For meat...
Shary Bobbins: And milk...
Apu: And milk...
Both: From 1984...
Shary Bobbins: If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play
Simpsons: It's the American way!...

-The Simpsons, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)cious

so true
sidus On January 23, 2009




UNTITLED!, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:15:37
@maximillion Said
i do to
but not keen on futurama


how?!!!
maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#9New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:17:12
just dont think its funny
sidus On January 23, 2009




UNTITLED!, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:21:45
@maximillion Said
just dont think its funny


maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#11New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:26:48
sorry
sidus On January 23, 2009




UNTITLED!, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:29:04
its ok
treacle On July 11, 2009




B/Stoke, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:34:24
Im not a big fan of the Simpsons and Futurama. I prefer South Park
maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#14New Post! Apr 02, 2007 @ 10:35:32
@treacle Said
Im not a big fan of the Simpsons and Futurama. I prefer South Park


i luv the south park
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