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dragonwars On July 30, 2009




Wellington, New Zealand
#1New Post! Feb 17, 2007 @ 05:52:26
facts about new zealand...feel free to read it



New Zealand no longer has any pipes in the entire country after a large group of drop bears emigrated from Australia and ate them all.

New Zealand has a giant bridge to Australia and you can drive there for only 5 dollars, some people commute from wellington to Sydney for work.

New Zealand has been voted best country annually 48 times in the last 46 years.

People from New Zealand are commonly called kiwi's which is not as they claim because our national bird is the kiwi but rather that the inside of someone from New Zealand vastly resembles a kiwifruit when you cut them open(don't try this at home kids).

New Zealand is firmly anti-nuclear and once stole all of America's nukes and dumped them in the ocean off the coast of Iraq, these were the WMD's America was looking for.

So few people indicate in New Zealand that the cars that they make for New Zealand now do not come with indicators and people can just stick their hand out the window if they feel like it.

6.7% of all kiwi deaths are caused from people bungee jumping and having their heads bitten off by crocodiles.

In New Zealand the government is shortly to make it legal not to send your children to school since NCEA is so easy anywhere they assume kids can just go take it without taking the subject ever.

Every phone number in New Zealand is actually wired directly to shortland street and if you want to talk to people here you have to ask them to forward you.

In New Zealand it is has been legal to marry a sheep for 17 years and they are soon to be introducing a new bill to allow people to marry non-sheep.

In New Zealand it is illegal not to have a 3 meter tall fence around your pool with no exits after a 5 year old child with giantitus fell into a swimming pool.

85% of all kiwi's are female, however only 55% have been female their entire lives.

New Zealand introduced a law in 1998 so that only female prime ministers could be elected.

New Zealand makes better wine that Australia we just refuse to export it.

All the possums in New Zealand were recently killed off by an influx of Koala bears.

Most New Zealanders actually only speak Chinese or Japanese because they only have access to asian game servers and choose to speak their language instead.

In New Zealand the rat is sacred and it is punishable by death to injure one in any way shape or form.
young_nick On December 11, 2010
The Dude





Auckland, New Zealand
#2New Post! Feb 17, 2007 @ 06:13:48
haha I liked that WMD one.
hiz_gurl On April 10, 2011




Brisbane, Australia
#3New Post! Feb 17, 2007 @ 06:42:50
drop bears!!!!
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