Ten Ways That d*** Cheney Can Kill You

I was just wondering how old d*** is doing these days, now that his pal, I. Scooter Libby is taking the fall for the outing of the CIA agent, Valerie Plame?

........it's so true.

.....................exactly........................ Chant.

or shotgun blast to the face

Here's a good d***ey cartoon:

Telekenisis is my favourite

The headbutt wins pfft who needs telekenisis when they can headbutt people and not get hurt

Impalement scares me. He also looks like he wants to pick your nose or something.