what would you do if you had a stop watch and it stoped time?

You're making it sound wrong.

ok i'd do everything i could to solve society's ills,
then do erlend's idea.

i wanna call it chronophelia.

I'd gather all the people I didn't like in a big wagon and put it on top of a steep hill and let them go for a little ride

smash someones car up and graffity the car and then beat up the owner with a baseball bat and laugh

make sex crime

I would tie someone naked on top of a mountain and leave them there and go back after a week and see how they are and then let them go and laugh my head off.

Ok, first I would stop time. Then I would get wasted, then I would go visit Pamala Anderson.

Id probably stop time with it.