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"if I show you something amazing, will you give me a free beer?"

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HiImDan On February 23, 2020

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#1New Post! May 11, 2010 @ 20:46:12
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "if I show you something amazing, will you give me a free beer?".. Bartender says, "sure, if it's really amazing." So the guy pulls a frog out of his pocket and a little piano. All of a sudden the frog starts playing the piano and singing! Bartender says, "wow that was amazing, here's your free beer."

After while the guy finishes his beer and says to the bartender, "hey if I show you something more amazing than that, can I have another free beer?" Bartender says, "buddy, you show me something more amazing than that and you can drink for free all night!" So the guy pulls out the frog and the piano and a little mouse... the frog starts playing the piano and now the mouse starts singing show tunes. The bartender, amazed, says "drinks are on me all night."

While all this was going on a guy in the corner of the bar has been watching this... He walks up to the guy and tells him he's an entertainment exec in New York. He tells the guy he wants to buy his act off of him for $100,000... The guy says, "no way, I'll never sell this act!" The entertainment exec says, "come on, I gotta have it!" The guy say, "I'll tell ya what, for $100K I'll sell you the mouse." The entertainment exec agrees and goes to the bank and gives the guy cash. After the transaction is complete the exec takes the mouse and leaves.

Bartender says to the guy, "are you crazy? you sold the guy the mouse for $100K? You could have gotten millions for that!"...

The guy says, "No, that's ok, the frog is a ventriloquist too!"

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LuckyCharms On February 13, 2020
Magically Delicious

#2New Post! May 15, 2010 @ 13:53:20

I liked this.
TenaciousDave On August 11, 2016
The Anus Of Satan

Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#3New Post! May 15, 2010 @ 14:07:23
_Samantha_ On May 19, 2010


, United Kingdom
#4New Post! May 15, 2010 @ 14:15:42
Thats a chat up line I get all the time.
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