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chaski On about 6 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#1New Post! Apr 07, 2019 @ 23:29:24
... Of course they are free...

Well actually I get paid for them...

Anyway... I have boodles of kudos....

You want one?

Post here.... no rules... well except for the normal TFS rules...

You don't even have to like me.... I don't have to like you... I'm just going to give out kudos... until I lose interest... at which point I will stop.

Cpat92 On June 16, 2019
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Apr 08, 2019 @ 00:07:32
Yay Kudos!
chaski On about 6 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#3New Post! Apr 08, 2019 @ 14:42:39
OMG!

Back up to 40 kudos!!!

I'll never get rid of them all!

Cpat92 On June 16, 2019
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#4New Post! Apr 08, 2019 @ 14:49:30
@chaski Said

OMG!

Back up to 40 kudos!!!

I'll never get rid of them all!




Give them away like candy!
DiscordTiger On about 1 hour ago
The Queen of Random

Administrator




Emerald City, United States (g
#5New Post! Apr 08, 2019 @ 22:32:03
If you're having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
I got the rep patrol on the mod patrol
Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed
Rep critics that say she's "Money Cash Hoe"
I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like "f*** critics" you can kiss my whole a*****e
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward?
Got beef with facebook if I don't play they show
They don't share my posts, well, I don't give a s***, so
Zuckberg try and use my brown ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, f***ers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Tiger has
I'm from rags to riches, f***ers I ain't dumb
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me.

Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Year's '19 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherf***ing law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Floyd
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm brown and my car's real low
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
"License and registration and step out of the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of s***, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
"Somebody important or something?"
Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my s***
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A mod like myself had to strong arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to punching and
He and his boys goin' be yapping to the admin
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping them
Members tried to give a mod shaft again
Half a week for ban cause I f***ing can
All because this fool was harassing them
Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my hammer

I got ninety nine kudos being a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos and a b**** ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Chaski, it's your boy
chaski On about 6 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#6New Post! Apr 08, 2019 @ 23:41:34
@DiscordTiger Said

If you're having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
I got the rep patrol on the mod patrol
Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed
Rep critics that say she's "Money Cash Hoe"
I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like "f*** critics" you can kiss my whole a*****e
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward?
Got beef with facebook if I don't play they show
They don't share my posts, well, I don't give a s***, so
Zuckberg try and use my brown ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, f***ers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Tiger has
I'm from rags to riches, f***ers I ain't dumb
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me.

Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Year's '19 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherf***ing law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Floyd
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm brown and my car's real low
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
"License and registration and step out of the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of s***, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
"Somebody important or something?"
Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my s***
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A mod like myself had to strong arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to punching and
He and his boys goin' be yapping to the admin
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping them
Members tried to give a mod shaft again
Half a week for ban cause I f***ing can
All because this fool was harassing them
Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my hammer

I got ninety nine kudos being a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos and a b**** ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Chaski, it's your boy



Wow... you just schooled me.... hard...

I gave you a kudos anyway...

But I put on the blue dress first...
psycoskunk On June 15, 2019
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#7New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 00:15:06
@DiscordTiger Said

If you're having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
I got the rep patrol on the mod patrol
Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed
Rep critics that say she's "Money Cash Hoe"
I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like "f*** critics" you can kiss my whole a*****e
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward?
Got beef with facebook if I don't play they show
They don't share my posts, well, I don't give a s***, so
Zuckberg try and use my brown ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, f***ers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Tiger has
I'm from rags to riches, f***ers I ain't dumb
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me.

Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Year's '19 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherf***ing law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Floyd
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm brown and my car's real low
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
"License and registration and step out of the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of s***, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
"Somebody important or something?"
Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my s***
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a b**** ain't one, hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A mod like myself had to strong arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to punching and
He and his boys goin' be yapping to the admin
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping them
Members tried to give a mod shaft again
Half a week for ban cause I f***ing can
All because this fool was harassing them
Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my hammer

I got ninety nine kudos being a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one
If you having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos but a b**** ain't one, hit me
Having kudos problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine kudos and a b**** ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Chaski, it's your boy


I didn't know you were a rapper, Tiger.
chaski On about 6 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#8New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 00:31:01
Stupid kudos... there just aren't enough people here... I feel like Sisyphus!

(NO! NOT Syphilis! You mindless troglodytes!)
psycoskunk On June 15, 2019
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#9New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 01:35:09
@chaski Said

Stupid kudos... there just aren't enough people here... I feel like Sisyphus!

(NO! NOT Syphilis! You mindless troglodytes!)


Was that the guy who slept with his own mother...? No wait, that was Titus Andronicus... Or was that both?
chaski On about 6 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#10New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 01:40:59
@psycoskunk Said

Was that the guy who slept with his own mother...? No wait, that was Titus Andronicus... Or was that both?


Oedipus slept with his mother... but others may have also... slept with Oedipus' mother... she was a bit of a floozy...


Sisyphus was the poor bastard that kept trying to push the bolder up the hill, only to have it roll back down just before he got to the top... thus damning forever to try to push the bolder to the top but always failing... kind of a metaphor for life....
darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#11New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 01:43:21
I have read tiger's rap song, it is interesting. it prove that elvis has left the forum long ago!
darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#12New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 02:00:43
Sisyphus was the poor bastard that kept trying to push the bolder up the hill, only to have it roll back down just before he got to the top... thus damning forever to try to push the bolder to the top but always failing... kind of a metaphor for life.

you said about Sisyphus back then, he definitely got his rocks off!
DiscordTiger On about 1 hour ago
The Queen of Random

Administrator




Emerald City, United States (g
#13New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 04:56:27
@chaski Said

Wow... you just schooled me.... hard...

I gave you a kudos anyway...

But I put on the blue dress first...


As long as you kiss the whole a*****e...

Which was a phrase I forgot about (or it was bleeped). I remember random bits from songs. Still it made me crack up multiple times today.
DiscordTiger On about 1 hour ago
The Queen of Random

Administrator




Emerald City, United States (g
#14New Post! Apr 09, 2019 @ 04:58:53
@psycoskunk Said

I didn't know you were a rapper, Tiger.



I’m an equal opportunity song re-writer.

If only I could actually sing/rap I’d video it. But my singing is probably more torture than your feet.

Though I do miss when Juan Smith used to sing for us every weekend.
psycoskunk On June 15, 2019
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#15New Post! Apr 12, 2019 @ 16:26:42
@chaski Said

Oedipus slept with his mother... but others may have also... slept with Oedipus' mother... she was a bit of a floozy...


Sisyphus was the poor bastard that kept trying to push the bolder up the hill, only to have it roll back down just before he got to the top... thus damning forever to try to push the bolder to the top but always failing... kind of a metaphor for life....


Oh yeah. Why the hell did I think Sysyphus slept with his mother?

Titus Andronicus was a Shakespeare character who is really f***ed up, cutting off his own left hand, killing multiple people, cooking multiple people and murdering his own daughter, proving one and for all that an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

@DiscordTiger Said

I’m an equal opportunity song re-writer.

If only I could actually sing/rap I’d video it.

Though I do miss when Juan Smith used to sing for us every weekend.


I forgot he used to do that! Juan Smith has a great voice.

If I've got a beat in my head or a song in the background, I can sing. Then again, I can also purposely sing off-key just for the fun of it.

@DiscordTiger Said
But my singing is probably more torture than your feet.


I'll take that bet! Send me a 3 minute demo tape and I'll send you a three-day old pair of socks. I'll even hit the gym for those three days for you too, because I know you have difficulty smelling things. Then we try to last 3 minutes of our respective torture. I don't think your singing's gonna be that bad.
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